Banks In The City

By - The Reader
One day the pm of Nepal said to his P.A. "what is the numbers of the bank in city".
His P.A replied "There is 1000 Financial Institute with 500 banks if some aren't closed or new aren't opened after I count them.

NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

Bill Gates & Hitler

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age Hitler committed suicide

ants will finish

u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.

Bina Shaadika tallaaq

Aik Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai”

Doosra: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga

One Two 3 4

Choose four

Select three

Love two

And

Marry one

Bank Loan and Ambani

In 1980 Ambani asked for loan from IDBI.
Bank said no to him.
In 2008 Ambani planned to purchase IDBI Bank.

In 2009 i asked for loan from HDFC bank.
Bank said no to me.
in 2020
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I will again ask for loan from HDFC.