Khurak::Your Daily Dose Of Entertainment

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

One day the pm of Nepal said to his P.A. "what is the numbers of the bank in city". His P.A replied "There is 1000 Financial Institute with 500 banks if some aren't closed or new aren't opened after he count them.

L O V E means .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. "It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I’m telling ya man…you’ll have all the babes you want!" The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What’s wrong now?""Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"

Two guys went to a petrol pump that was holding a contest: A chance to win free sex when you filled your tank with pertol. They pumped their petrol and proceed to pay the attendant and asked about the contest. "I’m thinking of a number between one and ten," the attendant said. "if you guess right, you win free sex." "okea," agreed one of the guys and said, "I guess seven." "Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant. The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number. "Two", said the second guy. "Sorry. it’s three," said the attendant, "Come back and try again." As they walked out to their car, one of them said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged." "NO WAY!" said his buddy, "my wife won twice last week."